“二战”时期,盟军(jun1 )要实(shí )施安奇奥(🐌)登陆(lù )(🔼)计(jì )划,迫于对一门叫(🕰)安奇奥大炮的超(🎹)级武器的忌惮(dàn ),要派两(liǎng )(🐮)个(🥩)精锐(ruì )特工(gōng )去摧毁这门大炮(pào ),结(jié )果两个傻逼被派了(🔸)去,最后(hòu )(🗄)经(jīng )过一连串搞笑事件(🔲),阴差阳错的(🐖)最后(hòu )完成(chéng )了(🎫)任务(wù )。 (✖)片段一:德(🚑)国(🐶)人在北非(fēi )布置了一个陷(xiàn )(🚢)阱(🌙),准备了(le )(🔩)一幅(fú )假(📯)的防(fáng )御工事(shì )(🖲)地图(❔)让这二(🌑)个士兵带回去。他们(men )却阴差阳错(🙌)的拿走了真(㊙)的地图(🙉),最终赢得了战役。 片段二:他(⛳)们化(huà )装成管道工潜入德(🐀)军(jun1 )在意(yì )大利的司令部,给(gěi )他(❕)们卫生间的管道修得乱(🚗)七八糟,把将军淋(🌹)了(le )个(gè )落汤鸡。将军去换衣服,拉开抽屉(🏒)发现一套新的军(jun1 )(📧)服,于(yú )是(shì )洗头洗脸(💏)准备换上(👵)新军服的(🐞)时候(hòu )闭着眼把脸盆里的(🌱)脏水(shuǐ )倒(dǎo )进抽屉(💣)里(🔥)了(柜子旁边有一个废水桶)(👗)。那个将军(jun1 )(🔪)是(shì )最主要的一(yī )个配(pèi )角,很(✖)有意思。到影(🚩)片结束前1分钟,都(🔮)没(👅)有一(🐈)句台词。最(💕)后说了(le )一句(jù )“谢谢(😲)”。 片段(🈸)三:(🛃)德军有一门超级大炮俯视着联(lián )军(🏆)将要登陆的(de )(⛎)海滩(🍝)。这二个(gè )(🏗)士(shì )兵居然(rán )化装成希特勒和(♈)随从(cóng ),去视察大炮(😙),把大炮炸掉了(le )。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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